Well… we realized last Monday that it was January and that we haven’t been on a vacation in over 3 years. Yes. 3 years… So, without hesitation and/or thought, we decided to leave the kid to fend for himself and went here:
Just kidding. We could never get through security without the kid.
Again, just kidding.
And I know – NOT FUNNY. But thank you for asking… especially my Twitter friends that cuddled me through our ordeal. Because… you see, we didn’t go there. Oh no. We did not. Instead, we went here:
Where there was this:
And this is just a teaser because I just returned and my mind is still numb from the experience. Jealous much? I think SO!
Pretty. I like the Native lady on the wall.I hope you saved her
We missed you. And, by “we” I mean me and the internet.Welcome home – I’m looking forward to a play-by-play that sounds like it will include at the least, lead and at worst, asbestos.The black lung – you got it.
MIssed you!I can’t wait to hear the story behind your Native Friend.And I think carribean beaches are overrated. (I have to, because I’ve never been)
I was about to throw a huge temper tantrum at you for going to the beach.
Okay, that looks like the Native American Dorian Grey. Did this trip involve a visit from the guys from Paranormal State, a cleansing ritual and a mess of people apologizing for the colonization of the Americas? I am worried for you and the family.