Things I said to myself…

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While cleaning out my closet.

IMG_1664.JPGDust? Just toss em.
I’m hungry.
Everything would stay in place if he didn’t pull it onto the floor everyday.
Can I get another week out of these?
The clothes I wear when no one sees me go here.
I’d surely toss that if I could reach it.
Pink fuzzy pants with black printed dog paws. 
She’s nuts, why would she even think to contact me?
I didn’t know I had this.
Is that mold?
I was wearing this when I met my husband.
Don’t Mess with Texas?
Quick, where’s my camera.
Now this is funny.
Will this ever be MY closet again?
Nana’s gloves.
This will fit me if I’m ever pregnant again.
Tan suede?
I don’t think Jerry Garcia would care anymore.
I’m calling it vintage.
Ah yes, the lost sippy cup.
I never wear belts anymore.
I’m ignoring her friend request.
I wonder where they are.
This will never fit me ever again.
My GAWD.
She’s right, crushed velvet IS kinda creepy.
I haven’t touched anything on that shelf in 6 years.
MOTHS? Now the Moth Man is COMING TO KILL ME.
No one is that friendly… must be spam.
Maybe if I FACE like Richard Gere…
I need hat boxes.
What was I thinking?
Even a shelter would be offended if I donated this.
This still has tags on it.. maybe I can take it back.. wait, when did I buy it?
THERE’S FOOD IN HERE.

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9 Responses to “Things I said to myself…”

  1. I love the “even a shelter would be offended…”Classic…which is why I have three closets of clothes, Oh the shame!

  2. Wicked Shawn says:

    You clean out your closets? How novel……

  3. Elly Lou says:

    “Nana’s gloves”hurt my heart a little, but in the good way.

  4. dufmanno says:

    I’m glad to know that there is someone else out there who watches the skies for that freaking Mothman after watching that horrific movie.I haven’t driven over a bridge without glancing up to check since seeing it.Good on ya’ for the closet clean out. I refuse to bother anymore since last time it remained clean for ONE day before we threw a bunch of crap in it.

  5. Ry M. Sal says:

    I would give you my brooch for three closets… wait no. The brooch is famous. How about a two year old?

  6. Ry M. Sal says:

    “clean” is a safe word… Take it all out and put it back is more like it.

  7. Ry M. Sal says:

    I will never get over the Mothman movie. Not to mention that it’s a “TRUE STORY”. Oddly, I watch it without blinking even with commercials.

  8. subWOW says:

    Hat boxes! (I learned that a woman needs hat boxes from the movie Pretty Woman…) LOL @ “Ah yes, the lost sippy cup.” I hope there was no milk left over in it! Once we couldn’t find a missing one and the house stank for weeks!

  9. Ry M. Sal says:

    luckily this sippy cup contained the remnants of fruit juice… so after we pried it off the floor, it stuck to our hands. No stinkies though.

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