I saw Scott Weiland perform last night on some new fangled neomaxizoomdweebie music cable station called Palladium. It was a performance highlighting a new Stone Temple Pilots album — a staple of ‘getting the band back together’. Still fairly rockin’ – they sounded very much the same as they did in 1992 — when they were stumbling around in Wicked Gardens…. although very much sober and comfortable in their psychosis of depressed grunge movement survivors.. They even sang a new tune about “when I used to take drugs”…
But while I watched, it was really hard to get over the sudden feeling that I kinda like my rock stars on drugs — as Scott leapt about the stage in painfully skin tight jeans — on his not-so-much skin and bones… lacking in heroin, but still making me question his sexuality as he french kissed his guitarist and wiggled around in a v-neck tee saying “Oui! Paris!”. It seemed like only yesterday that I was at Jones Beach thrashing about to this same man sans receding hairline and what appeared to be the beginnings of a gut… Not to mention stalking him through the wilds of Greenwich Village while shopping the thrifts for the grungiest of grunge…. And then it hit me. In 15 days I will be 35.
That’s 5 years shy of 40… And, while we are adding up — 10 years before 45.
I know. I can hear the combined thoughts floating about having read that statement. ‘How, in the name of GAWD, is THAT possible’… ‘So What.’ and ‘Get Over yourself’. But really. 35 is something to think about, right? I mean 10 years ago I was the exact same person… boozing slightly harder, but always acting about 5 years older than I actually am although not in any hurry to get through life as fast as possible while avoiding every possible status symbol pointing to my actual age. In summation, most things about me are older than my age… taste in music, humor, friends, husband, hobbies, expectations… not to mention a sincere appreciation for hanging out with my parents… who I consider to be (gasp) FUN. AND, it has nothing to do with being mature… I find at times that I am unbelievably immature — like the other day when I received a Facebook friend request from someone I knew in grade school that was clearly not my friend… but then went ahead and looked through ALL of her personal photographs, taking note of some serious weight gain before eventually deciding to “ignore” her. You know, Facebook being the very symbol of mature etiquette and all things PROPER.
I’m not that young.
But I’m not that old either.
I’m pretty irreverent about the whole situation, actually… seeing how there really isn’t anything I can do about it. I don’t feel very happy about it — like YAY! GETTING OLDER ROCKS! But I don’t really see the point in mulling about and feeling sorry for myself. So while Mr. Weiland has relaunched his musical career — sweating all over the predictions of his demise… I think I’m doin’ alright for almost 40… I might just eat the entire cake myself.


